are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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