so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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