sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
