Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My feet surprised me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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