Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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