chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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