Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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