smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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