ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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