ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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