As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.