everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.