The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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