Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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