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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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