What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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