he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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