I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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