med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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