i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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