I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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