I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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