I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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