That's intense
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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