why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
