Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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