Porn is love you can see.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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