OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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