So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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