even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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