First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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