whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I have aggressive nipples.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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