And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm at about main and main street
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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