So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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