is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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