i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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