people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
