My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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