It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Randomize
