Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
