i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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