Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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