What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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