You made me cry and you don't even care
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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