Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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