Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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