like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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