Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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