Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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