just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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