I should be sponsored by Trojan
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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