i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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