Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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