who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
