Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Damn victory sex feels great
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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